longhighway: whoa calm down guys

longhighway:

whoa calm down guys

heyitspj:

I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you

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aptitudetest:

let me breakdown why harry potter should have one best fight

    • harry finally killed the man that has been trying to kill him all his life
    • umm, harry killed the man that killed his parents.
    • HE IS THE DARK LORD, THE DARK FUCKING LORD
    • he killed so many people at the battle of hogwarts
    • HARRY DIED AND CAME BACK AND KILLED THE DARK FUCKING LORD

now let’s explain the cornucopia scene

  • katniss shot cato in the hand with an arrow

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nikolai-broke-the-z00m:

how could anyone not like Ball Park Music though

imthestoryteller:

#Reminder Andrew Scott won a BAFTA for his performance as Jim Moriarty a week ago

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half of me is sappy and romantic and nice

and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted

i don’t understand

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believe-in-amore: rats-in-the-walls: Australia, where kangaroos are actually 15ft tall, will flip your car and are capable of killing your entire family. Drop Bear season is over, it’s now Car Tipping Kangaroo season.

believe-in-amore:

rats-in-the-walls:

Australia, where kangaroos are actually 15ft tall, will flip your car and are capable of killing your entire family.

Drop Bear season is over, it’s now Car Tipping Kangaroo season.

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teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.